"so we're playing tennis and these three young girls, americans, i think, at most eight years old come up to me and ask, 'excuse me, are you a knight?' so i figure i'll have some fun with them and tell them that i'm really young, like, 14, and they're, like, no can't be. you're big and tall and you don't look 14. you must be 15! and we talk a bit and they're, like, we need to ask you some questions so i go ok sure what is it? and the first question they ask is 'which school are you from' and i go 'oh you know chinesehigh the famous school just across the road.' insert deathly silence for five seconds. 'oh ok it's alright thanks bye!'
moral of the story - if we want our son to get laid next time, don't send him to chinesehigh."
my lone thought: why does he look 15???
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