words of wisdom

My mom’s advice on how to get a guy’s attention:

Mom: Think when you little you chase a squirrel, the squirrel will run fast away. But if you stop, the squirrel will stop too, he may also peek on what you doing.

Mom: Do not scare the squirrel 

(my mom is a fob)

i do believe that's what my mama told me too, but in better english.