friends with benefits

(over msn with a chindian friend who's dating my favourite korean girl)

me:

you're going to have multicultural babies!

D:

yeah

uber mixed

me:

humsum only

D:

unfortunate dilution of my indian blood

but oh well

me:

further dilution you mean, mr. 3/4

D:

it could also turn out

extremely wrong

haha

can you imagine

korean eyes

indian nose

me:

shack max

D:

i think one of my friends

will either be ortho or plastic

if baby come out like that i'll ask him to be a plastic

(pause)

D:

i was actually leaning towards transplant surgeon

for when my liver finally gives way